Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby.......
That Somebody doesn't know that "normal" is history.
Somebody said being a mother is boring.......
That Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.....
That Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books.....
That Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery......
That Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for her first day of kindergarten.
Or on a plane heading for military boot camp.
Somebody said that a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand behind her back....
That Somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.....
That Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's job is done once her last child leaves home.....
That Sombody never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't have to tell her....
That Somebody isn't a mother.
